When a champion wins the title here, I’m going to do “hype interviews.” Just a little thing to tie the site together. I may do them before title matches, too. Anyway, this comes direct to you from your first-ever Cutthroat Junction Champion, Erik “kg2005” Dikken.
It’s been a great run for me at Casa De Leche. It started with some great games of Werewolf, then some learning experiences in Survivor. I scrapped my way to third place in Big Brother, which I believe is the learning experience that gave me the edge in the great CDL SuperBracket. I truly feel that I am on top of the world.
So with that, I would like to announce my retirement from all strategy games.
HAHAHAHA! YOU GUYS WISH! YOU SHOULD BE BEGGING TO BE VOTED OUT OF ROME SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO FACE THE GREATNESS THAT IS COMMISSIONERSILVERKGBERZERKERPANTS!!! YOU PIECES OF GARBAGE ARE WITNESS TO THE GREATEST CHAMPION CUTTHROAT JUNCTON WILL EVER KNOW! I CANNOT WAIT FOR
WRESTLEMANIA CTJ SEPTEMBER MAIN EVENT! THE THRASHING THAT I WILL UNLEASH UPON ONE OF YOU WILL BE UNFORGETTABLE!!!