Meet Your Champion: kg2005

When a champion wins the title here, I’m going to do “hype interviews.” Just a little thing to tie the site together. I may do them before title matches, too. Anyway, this comes direct to you from your first-ever Cutthroat Junction Champion, Erik “kg2005” Dikken.

It’s been a great run for me at Casa De Leche. It started with some great games of Werewolf, then some learning experiences in Survivor. I scrapped my way to third place in Big Brother, which I believe is the learning experience that gave me the edge in the great CDL SuperBracket. I truly feel that I am on top of the world.

So with that, I would like to announce my retirement from all strategy games.

HAHAHAHA! YOU GUYS WISH! YOU SHOULD BE BEGGING TO BE VOTED OUT OF ROME SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO FACE THE GREATNESS THAT IS COMMISSIONERSILVERKGBERZERKERPANTS!!! YOU PIECES OF GARBAGE ARE WITNESS TO THE GREATEST CHAMPION CUTTHROAT JUNCTON WILL EVER KNOW! I CANNOT WAIT FOR WRESTLEMANIA CTJ SEPTEMBER MAIN EVENT! THE THRASHING THAT I WILL UNLEASH UPON ONE OF YOU WILL BE UNFORGETTABLE!!!

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24 thoughts on “Meet Your Champion: kg2005

  1. You want to talk smack? That fact that you’re still referencing your turn as Commissioner Goofypants is all the smack I need.

    • Ah yes, my first try at Survivor where I made it to the merge and was eliminated because I was too loyal. Tell me Novak, what was the nickname given to you for winning Survivor XI?

      • You weren’t eliminated for being too loyal, you were eliminated because you were no longer useful. You were a vestigial organ. A vestigial organ who gave away both information and immunity. Heck, calling you a vestigial organ is probably too kind. You were more like a superflous third nipple. In fact, I think that should be your CTJ moniker: The Third Nipple.

      • Yeah, I suppose I gave away information to a guy that I considered an ally. Too bad he was a Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er. The past sure is a fun place to visit. How do you like living there?

      • Says the guy who lost on his way to the current crown. In the past you were a patsy, and in the here-and-now you’re a pretender.

      • A worthy point. I didn’t come out on top as a rookie, but I made the endgame. The Third Nipple was an afterthought in his first game.

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